i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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