Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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