I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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