hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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