hell yes lets make some ravioli
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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