My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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