i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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