But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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