My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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