you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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