i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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