So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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