The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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