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We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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