Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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