I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize