Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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