I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
