I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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