Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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