Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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