i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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