I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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