I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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