I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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