Grow some girl-balls and come out already
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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