I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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