It's Friday. Sex?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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