I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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