these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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