I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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