I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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