he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize