STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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