i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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