direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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