Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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