My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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