Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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