I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
