How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Just puked most of my soul out..
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