I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Randomize