I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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