Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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