so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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