yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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