so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
