Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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