We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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