I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
