yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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