I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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