no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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