we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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