did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
