Buhtt sex?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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